First time it disconected itself was at a big film festival I was supposed to write about and post updates every day zillion times (who's wearing what, who's with whom, what's that person wearing blahblahblah). Just a little time later (okay, half an year but so what?) I realised how stupid all that project was. My notebook was faster - it took him just a few minutes to get there and just go offline. Girl, you are not posting such a shit! It took four fat man in dirty T-shirts (that's how you recognize someone is an IT specialist in here) to persuade him to go back online and honestly - the only solution they came with was switching the firewall off. How IT is that?
Then I must have behaved real well for a long time cause we had no problems. Me and my notebook. Until few days ago when just out of nowhere it went offline again. No firewall helped this time. And you know, it really sucks when you have to crawl near your phone socket to go online, because the only way is to connect with this 30cm long phone cable. I am not utterly sure what stupid thing it was my notebook was trying to prevent me from this time. Maybe it was hoping to fix my love life by turning me into the girl that needs some strong and inteligent man to help. Actually, this one is quite probable since it is the project my whole family participates in leaded by my grandma (You are twenty one, still studying still no boyfriend?! Oh honey, I'm SO worried about you! No, I mean - no worries, it's okay, it's how it is these days. But still, have it ever crossed your mind you may stay single like...for a long time--erm--forever if you don't try? Oh no, you don't have to try but...blahblahblha again). No idea.
Anyway, today I just woke up, went to have a look and figured out my notebook is okay, fully connected. If anyone told me they are already testing artificial inteligence, I'd beleive. My notebook is a prototype and is clearly way smarter than me as it is not until half an year I usually get his message.
Post Scriptum
I wrote this post cause I don't feel like writing anything much more clever and also thought it's about the time I posted something. Brace yourself, next post will be called "To sex or not to sex" and will be about sex. This is an uncovered self promo, I know. Just seems as quite up-to-date topic as everyone is talking about sex because of Fifty Shades of Grey so why not to join the flow.
And here are some pictures. If you are trying to find the connection, don't, They is nothing that connects them to the post's topic. Just thought blog post with no pictures is not a blog post. Is it?
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